Mindy: You’re being very dramatic.
Danny: I’m dramatic?
Danny: You tried to shut down the M&M store because you thought the brown lady M&M stole your look.
Mindy: She is stealing my look.
(Source: coffeekaling, via themindyprojectblog)
"Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care."
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
(Source: exeggcute, via jocelyntorrent)